physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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