how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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