College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He shit in the fireplace
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