I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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