FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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