oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Two words: blizzard sex
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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