wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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