it's too hot outside to masturbate.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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