i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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