He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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