This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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