It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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