Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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