I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Randomize
