so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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