Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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