I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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