Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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