is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just puked most of my soul out..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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