Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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