stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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