your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
