What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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