No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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