I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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