they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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