fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
there was a trapeze. enough said
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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