Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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