on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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