what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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