Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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