peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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