you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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