Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Hippo gnu deer
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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