So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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