can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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