There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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