should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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