I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
