Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you would pick up someone in the library
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
and she was petting her beer can
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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