love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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