he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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