tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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