That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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