My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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