and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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