I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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