if only i could text you this smell
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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