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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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