Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Randomize
