I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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